r/mindcrack

So, back at the beginning of 2025, I started to rewatch all the Mario Kart 8 videos the Mindcrackers made, and for fun, I decided to keep track of all the trophies they won. Now that I am finally done, I would like to share the stats with all of you. But first, some things to address.

1. It is IMPOSSIBLE to find all the videos, along with the over 700 episodes; a lot of the VODs and streams have been lost. This is just all I could find.  

2. I won’t do the stats for the random strangers that joined the guys as they were playing: “Looking at you, Ellie and JustLL”. Also, won’t include Apple for reasons I don’t want to go into. Btw, she did get Gold in her only race. :)

3. If a person disconnected and lost their points, too bad; it does not matter if they were going to get first; they might as well have lost that race.

4. If you see a person's name missing in a category, that means they either never got a trophy in that game mode or never played that game mode.

5. If a person is an MVP in a team game, it means that they scored the most points out of all the non-CPU players. Also, for tallying the total points, Gold is worth 3 points, Silver is worth 2, and Bronze is worth 1.

6. This list is going to be unfair; obviously, someone like Coe or Miibee has played more games than Beef and Chad. 

7. Sorry if I made a few errors. This took a long time to complete, and I sometimes typed before bed.

8. Hope you enjoy it!

SOLO RACES

Arkas:

Gold: 0 Silver:2 Bronze: 2 
Total trophies: 4 Total points: 6

Beef:

Gold:0 Silver:0 Bronze:1
Total trophies:1 Total points:1

Chad:

Gold:1 Silver:7 Bronze:12
Total trophies:20 Total points:29

Coe:

Gold:47 Silver:76 Bronze:67
Total trophies:190 Total points:360

Cone:

Gold:0 Silver:2 Bronze:4
Total trophies:6 Total points:8

Dadbee:

Gold:2 Silver:12 Bronze:16
Total trophies:30 Total points:46

Guude:

Gold:20 Silver:66 Bronze:85
Total trophies:171 Total points:277

GreatScott:

Gold:17 Silver:17 Bronze:5
Total trophies:39 Total points:90

Juicetra:

Gold:2 Silver:4 Bronze:6
Total trophies:12 Total points:20

Justin:

Gold:8 Sliver:30 Bronze:46
Total trophies:84 Total points: 130

Mc

Gold:30 Silver:42 Bronze:30
Total trophies:102 Total points: 204

Millbee:

Gold:285 Silver:64 Bronze:35    60s:15
Total trophies:384 Total points:1018

OldMan/Rob:

Gold:1 Silver:2 Bronze:2
Total trophies:5 Total points:9

Pause:

Gold:42 Silver:56 Bronze:45
Total trophies:143 Total points:283

Paintbrushpuke: “From the one VOD I saw her in”

Gold:0 Silver:1 Bronze:0

Total trophies:1 Total points:2 

Phedran: 

Gold:11 Silver:16 Bronze:20   60s:1
Total trophies:47 Total points:85

Pyro:

Gold:28 Silver:42 Bronze:32
Total trophies:102 Total points:200

Ryuski;

Gold:1 Silver:13 Bronze:9
Total trophies:23 Total points:38

Sevadus:

Gold:0 Silver:1 Bronze:1
Total trophies:2 Total points:3

TEAM RACES

Arkas:

Wins:5   MVP:0

Beef:

Wins:4   MVP:0

Chad:

Wins:21   MVP:1

Coe:

Wins:60  MVP:17

Cone:

Wins:1  MVP:

Dadbee:

Wins:46   MVP:

Guude: 

Wins:68   MVP:12

Greatscott:

Wins:3   MVP:4

Justin:

Wins:29   MVP:2

MC:

Wins:16   MVP:11

Millbee:

Wins:86   MVP:66   60s:2

Necomi:

Wins:1   MVP:

OldMan/Rob:

Wins:2   MVP:1

Pause:

Wins:44   MVP:19

Phedran: 

Wins:14   MVP:

Pyro

Wins:31   MVP:15

Ryuski:

Wins:5   MVP:

Sevadus:

Wins:4   MVP:

BALLOON BATTLE

Arkas: 
Gold:3 Silver:2 Bronze:3 High Score:25 
Total Crowns:8 Total points:16

Babs: 

Gold: Silver: Bronze:2 High Score: 17 
Total Crowns: 2 Total points: 2
Chad:

Gold:1 Silver: Bronze:  High Score:13  
Total Crowns:1   Total points:3 

Coe:

Gold:15 Silver:12 Bronze:16 High Score:29 Teamwins:1 MVP:1
Total Crowns:43 Total points:85

Cone:

Gold: Silver:1 Bronze:2 High Score:17 
Total Crowns:3   Total points:4

Dadbee:

Gold:0 Silver:0 Bronze:0 High Score:13 Teamwins:1 MVP:0
Total Crowns:0   Total points:0

Guude:

Gold:8 Silver:11 Bronze:8 High Score:24 Teamwins:1 MVP:0
Total Crowns:27   Total points:54

Jazzbee:

Gold:0 Silver:0 Bronze:0 High Score:16  
Total Crowns: 0 Total points:0

Justin:

Gold:14 Silver:13 Bronze:10 High Score:28  
Total Crowns:37   Total points:78

MC: 

Gold:0 Silver:0 Bronze:0 High Score:0  
Total Crowns:   Total points:3

Mhykol:

Gold:0 Silver:0 Bronze:0 High Score:10  
Total Crowns:0   Total points:0

Millbee:

Gold:15 Silver:10 Bronze:4 High Score:35  
Total Crowns:29   Total points:69

Necomi:

Gold: Silver: Bronze:1 High Score: 24 
Total Crowns:1   Total points:1

Pause:

Gold: Silver:2 Bronze:  High Score:19  
Total Crowns:2   Total points:4

Phedran:

Gold:5 Silver:9 Bronze:16  High Score: 30 
Total Crowns:30   Total points:49

Pyro:

Gold:1 Silver: Bronze:  High Score:13  
Total Crowns:1   Total points:3

Ryuski:

Gold:3 Silver: Bronze:2 High Score:17  
Total Crowns:5   Total points:11

Sevadus:

Gold:1 Silver:2 Bronze:1 High Score:24  
Total Crowns:5   Total points:8

SHINE THIEF

Arkas:

Gold: Silver:1 Bronze:3 High Score:41
Total Crowns:4 Total points:5

Babs:

Gold:0 Silver:0 Bronze:0 High Score:22  
Total Crowns:0 Total points:0

Coe:

Gold:12 Silver:25 Bronze:13 High Score:80 80s:1 Team Wins: 1 
Total Crowns:50   Total points:99

Cone:

Gold:1 Silver:2 Bronze:  High Score:41  
Total Crowns:3   Total points:7

Dadbee:

Gold: Silver: Bronze:1 High Score:31  
Total Crowns:1   Total points:1

Guude:

Gold:3 Silver:12 Bronze:9 High Score:58 
Total Crowns:24   Total points:42

Jazzbee:

Gold:0 Silver:0 Bronze:0 High Score:18
Total Crowns:0 Total points:0

Justin:

Gold:13 Silver:8 Bronze:5 High Score:80 80s:1  
Total Crowns:26   Total points:60

Mhykol:

Gold:0 Silver:0 Bronze:0 High Score:22
Total Crowns:0   Total points:0

Millbee:

Gold:28 Silver:10 Bronze:12 High Score:75 Teamwins:1
Total Crowns:50   Total points:116

Necomi:

Gold: Silver:2 Bronze:2 High Score:45 
Total Crowns:4   Total points:6

Pause:

Gold: Silver: Bronze:1 High Score:41 Teamwins:1 
Total Crowns:1   Total points:1

Phedran:

Gold:8 Silver:6 Bronze:13 High Score:61  
Total Crowns:27   Total points:49

Ryuski:

Gold: Silver: Bronze:3 High Score:55  
Total Crowns:3 Total points:3

Sevades:

Gold:0 Silver:0 Bronze:0 High Score:45 Teamwins:1
Total Crowns:0   Total points:0

COIN RUNNERS

Arkas:

Gold:0 Silver:2 Bronze:1 High Score:57
Total Crowns:3   Total points:5

Babs:

Gold:0 Silver:0 Bronze:2 High Score:46
Total Crowns:2   Total points:2

Coe:

Gold:6 Silver:7 Bronze:4 High Score:61
Total Crowns:17   Total points:36

Cone:

Gold:1 Silver:4 Bronze:1 High Score:72
Total Crowns:6   Total points:12

Dadbee:

Gold:0 Silver:0 Bronze:0 High Score:35
Total Crowns:0   Total points:0

Guude:

Gold:3 Silver:4 Bronze:4 High Score:58
Total Crowns:11   Total points:21

Justin:

Gold:5 Silver:6 Bronze:6 High Score:69 
Total Crowns:17 Total points:33

Millbee:

Gold:3 Silver:2 Bronze:9  High Score:64
Total Crowns:14   Total points:22

Phedran: 

Gold:12 Silver:4 Bronze:4  High Score:78
Total Crowns:20   Total points:48

Ryuski:

Gold:4 Silver:3 Bronze:4 High Score:64
Total Crowns:11   Total points:22

RENEGADE ROUNDUP

Coe:

Wins:3 High Score:31 

Dadbee:

Wins:0 High Score:14

Guude:

Wins:4 High Score:27

Jazzbee:

Wins:0 High Score:9

Justin:

Wins:3 High Score:28

Mhykol:

Wins:0 High Score:23

Millbee:

Wins:3 High Score:19

Necomi:

Wins:1 High Score:17

Pause:

Wins:1 High Score:8

Phedran:

Wins:1 High Score:17

Sevades:

Wins:0 High Score:18

BOB-OMB BLAST

Arkas:

Gold: Silver:1 Bronze: High Score:21
Total Crowns:1  Total points:2

Babs:

Gold:0 Silver:0 Bronze:0 High Score:5
Total Crowns:0  Total points:0

Coe:

Gold:3 Silver:0 Bronze:0 High Score:64
Total Crowns:3  Total points:9

Dadbee:

Gold:0 Silver:0 Bronze:0 High Score:10
Total Crowns:0  Total points:0

Guude:

Gold:0 Silver:1 Bronze:1 High Score:26
Total Crowns:2 Total points:3

Justin:

Gold: Silver: Bronze:1 High Score:22
Total Crowns:1 Total points:1

Millbee:

Gold: Silver:1 Bronze:1 High Score:22
Total Crowns:2  Total points:3

Phedran:

Gold:1 Silver:0 Bronze:0 High Score:20
Total Crowns:1  Total points:3

Ryuski:

Gold: Silver: Bronze:1 High Score:20
Total Crowns:1 Total points:1

RANDOM BATTLES

Arkas:

Gold:0 Silver:0 Bronze:1 High Score:42
Total Crowns:1 Total points:1

Coe:

Gold:1 Silver:1 Bronze:2 High Score:67
Total Crowns:5 Total points:7

Dadbee:

Gold:0 Silver:0 Bronze:0 High Score:22
Total Crowns:0 Total points:0

Guude:

Gold:0 Silver:0 Bronze:0 High Score:41
Total Crowns:0 Total points:0

Justin:

Gold:0 Silver:1 Bronze:0 High Score:39
Total Crowns:1 Total points:2

Millbee:

Gold:2 Silver:1 Bronze:1 High Score:46
Total Crowns:4 Total points:9

Necomi:

Gold:0 Silver:0 Bronze:1 High Score:25
Total Crowns:1 Total points:1

Pause:

Gold:2 Silver:1 Bronze:0 High Score: 50
Total Crowns:3 Total points:7

Phedran:

Gold:0 Silver:0 Bronze:0 High Score:22
Total Crowns:0 Total points:0

Sevadus: 

Gold:0 Silver:0 Bronze:0 High Score:26
Total Crowns:0 Total points:0

FINAL RESULTS

Best Karter solo
1# Millbee  
2# Coe
3# Guude

Most gold trophies
1#Millbee
2#Coe
3#Pause

Most silver trophies
1#Coe
2#Guude
3#Millbee

Most bronze trophies
1#Guude
2#Coe
3#Justin

Best karter teams
1#Millbee
2#Guude
3#Coe

Best team MVP
1#Millbee
2#Pause
3#Coe

Best balloon popper
1#Coe
2#Justin
3#Millbee

Best shiny boi
1#Millbee 
2#Coe
3#Justin

Note: If you go by High Score, Coe and Justin tie for 1st, then it's Millbee followed by Phedran.

Best coin runner
1#Phedran
2#Coe
3#Justin 

Note: Going by High Score, it's Phedran, Cone, Justin.

Best cop/robber
1#Guude “No comment”
2#Coe 
3#Justin

Note: By High Score it’s Coe, Justin, Guude.

Best bob-bomb tosser
1#Coe
2#Guude
3#Millbee

Best of random battles
1#Millbee
2#Coe
3#Pause

Note: By High Score it’s Coe, Pause, Millbee 

I am so tired from this project; I think I went slightly insane. Thanks for reading. Let me know what you think. Bye.